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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Drink milk!

Our Prime Minister congratulates one of our senoir politicians, who regularly drinks milk (there's still some on his lip!).
And he's so right. It protects from osteoporosis, and keeps you in a good mood. Clearly.
I just hope he doesn't drink Sanlu®.

''Got milk?''
Notre Premier Ministre félicite un de nos politiciens seniors, qui boit régulièrement du lait (il en a encore sur la lèvre!).
Il a bien raison. Ça protège de l'ostéoporose, et ça garde de bonne humeur. Visiblement.
J'espère juste qu'il ne boit pas du Sanlu®.


Joe Dick said...

Are you sure that's a milk mustache? It looks like he's being congratulated on a job well done.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Please, just... DON'T tell me what kind of job you're thinking about.
Because, you know, in lebanese prisons, all they give you is some cheap chinese milk. And me, I value my health.

Anonymous said...

"Wow, that was fantastic!"
"Don't mention it, sir. ...You've got a little something on your upper lip there, sir..."

Johnnie Walker said...

All those guys look like they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

You guys really want to see me in the gulag, don't you?!?

Ah well, maybe I deserve it. Or (and?) maybe it's a more pleasant place to dwell in.

I hear detainees in the Gulag were submitted to forced labor. Namely, they would cut out ice cubes for exporting to decadent capitalist champagne-drinking countries.
Alternately, they did have the option of planting micro-microphones in grains of caviar...

Joe Dick said...
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Joe Dick said...

"Did you see the size of that cock?!"
"I can't believe he ate the whole thing!"

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

That's it: I'm getting my anorak out of the mothballs!

Johnnie Walker said...

What do you need an anorak for? I'm sure he swallows most of it.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

He can do what he wants with the mothballs [and a garden hose], but I'm gonna need the anorak. It's quite chilly in Siberia this time of year...

Suddenly, I understand the name of that tiny penguin in the Woody Woodpecker series, Chilly Willy...
"It's smaller because of the cold!"

Johnnie Walker said...

I didn't make the connection. Siberia. Anorak. Gotcha. I thought maybe you meant like a windbreaker type thing, to protect you from the backsplash.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Oh, yeah, that too. As a bonus! :-)

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