Nearly all the posts are bilingual.
Presque tous les articles sont bilingues.

English spoken. On parle français. (وكمان منفهم عربي، حبيبي)

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Influenza, part 2

To all my loyal readers, my apologies for forsaking you this long. Been overworked...
The previous post on Influenza has finally been updated, proofread, translated, and a small bonus film was added.
I'll try to not be absent again that long. If you want a simple way to know when it's worth revisiting this blog, you can sign up with the "Follow" option on top of this page. You can choose "follow anonymously" and do so in complete privacy.
Meanwhile, my professional research has made great progress. The first image below shows a most exceptional instance of side effects to the vaccine of the so-called "swine Flu", the H1N1 Influenza A. While those after that show the dramatic consequences that the Flu can have in unvaccinated people, especially pregnant women and their babies. Not for the faint of heart!
I think the choice is clear: get vaccinated! :-)



A tous mes fidèles lecteurs, mes excuses pour vous avoir abandonnés aussi longtemps. Le surmenage...
L'article précédent sur la grippe a enfin été mis à jour, corrigé, traduit, et augmenté d'un petit film en bonus.
J'essaierai de ne plus m'absenter aussi longtemps. Si vous voulez savoir de manière simple quand cela vaut la peine de revisiter ce blog, vous pouvez vous inscrire à l'option "suivre", en haut de page. Vous pouvez opter pour "suivre caché" et le faire en toute discrétion.
En attendant, mes recherches professionnelles ont grandement progressé. La première image ci-dessous montre un cas rarissime d'effets secondaires du vaccin contre la grippe soi-disant "porcine", la grippe A H1N1. Les suivantes, elles, montrent les conséquences dramatiques que la grippe peut causer chez les non vaccinés, surtout sur la femme enceinte et son bébé. Déconseillé aux personnes impressionnables!
Je pense que le choix est clair: vaccinez-vous! :-)







Mass hysteria against swines. EEK!"Principaux effets secondaires: hystérie de masse envers les porcs et enflure dramatique de la réaction gouvernementale."

First official sighting of the dreaded bird flu-swine flu hybrid virus, seen here under a positron microscope. Magnification: x6,000,000,000 times.
Première image officielle du redouté virus hybride grippe aviaire-grippe porcine, photographié au microscope positronique. Grossissement: x6.000.000.000 fois.

Uh... no, actually this just my futuristic prototype of, erm, autonomous self-sterilizing sanitaries! (I think.) Great prevention durinc epidemics and for your travels in, uhm, exotic countries. [Have you ever SEEN the public restrooms in Egypt or Turkey?]
Euh... non, ça c'est juste mon prototype futuriste de, euh, sanitaires auto-stérilisants autonomes! (Je crois.) Excellente prévention en période d'épidémie et pour vos voyages dans les pays, euh, exotiques. [Vous avez déjà vu les WC publics en Egypte ou en Turquie?]

4 comments:

TC [Girl] said...

Yes, I think that men would definitely "suffer" having more than one set of, um, "teets" lookin' down at 'im! (or up, whichever the position might be! LOL!) I'd have to say that that might be the ONLY reason why a dude might NOT want to go get vaccinated! lol! ;-)

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

If men have only ONE sef of eyes, yes, I can see how simultaneous staring could be a real problem.
8-)
Patience, my dear: there's nothing to say we won't one lucky day have a Spider Influenza to alleviate this lack!
And the shortage of HANDS that comes with not having 8 eyes, too...
Spiders are so lucky.

That is, until your hot date bites your head off and starts her midnight snack! Man-eaters, indeed!
Black Widows can wait for my sympathy all they want...
"Did your late husband have any last requests, Madam?
Why, yes, Father. The last thing he said was: «Please, Martha, put down the damn knife, this isn't funny!»"

While who in their right mind could accuse that adorable little Mexican pig of being intimidating? ;-)

PC problems these last few days. I'm blogging with my Linux laptop right now, but the draft for my next post is stuck on a machine that won't start. (sigh) Windows!
):-P
And at this hour, my personal electronics expert is sleeping. At three in the morning, on a Saturday night, the nerve!
People can be so inconsiderate. I think I'll keep not paying him for his help, that'll serve him well.

DO NOT miss the next post, folks. It's bound to interest a lot of people.
There are uplifting news about Depression. GREAT stuff. Stay tuned, Class of 1930!

Kio said...

hehe not bad for a come back post :)

Dont stay away too long now buddy.

Xx

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

I'll try my best. :-)
But I'm REALLY finding myself taken these days. Like right now: the kids are here, Uncle Pascal just got drafted to play Schoolmistress.
We can't have an empty class now, can we? ;-)
Yes, Mistress, I'm coming. I hear and obey, Mistress. Please don't give me a frowning face on my report.

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