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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Bzzz = mc2

You may have heard of that recent science article : researchers have found that smarter houseflies (Musca domestica genus) have a shorter lifespan than the rest, about 33% shorter. They looked for the cause, and it would seem that the extra energy used by a smarter insect brain is at the expense of longevity. Leaves less for the rest of the body.
Now we know why natural evolution has made stupidity so common in the human species (Homo sapiens genus). Because it was the smartest choice.
I think this also explains why George W. Bush always seems to be making an intense thinking effort on TV. That's because he's such a genius. It's an exhausting mental activity.
Think about it, next time you feel like criticizing the US President: he's sacrificing his very life for the common good. Thank you, Mister Bush. God bless you.

"E=MC²!"
"Cross my heart and hope to die!"

Bzzz = Energy


Vous avez peut-être entendu parler de cet article scientifique récent : des chercheurs ont découvert que les mouches (genus Musca domestica) les plus intelligentes ont une espérance de vie plus courte que les autres, d'environ 33% plus courte. Ils ont cherché la cause, et il semblerait que le surplus d'énergie utilisé par un cerveau d'insecte plus intelligent se fasse aux dépens de la longévité. Ça en laisse moins pour le reste du corps.
Maintenant nous savons pourquoi l'évolution naturelle a rendu la stupidité si répandue dans l'espèce humaine (genus
Homo sapiens). Parce que c'était l'option la plus intelligente.
Je crois que cela explique aussi pourquoi George W. Bush semble toujours faire un effort de réflexion intense à la télé. C'est parce que c'est un tel génie. C'est un travail mental épuisant.
Pensez-y, la prochaine fois que vous avez envie de critiquer le Président des USA: il sacrifie sa vie même pour le bien commun.
Thank you, Mister Bush. God bless you.

7 comments:

Joe Dick said...

That's interesting...but how can they measure the intelligence of houseflies? It would barely register to begin with.

Johnnie Walker said...

They measure them in George Bushes. An average housefly thinks at roughly 1.2 G.B.s, the Stephen Hawking of flies is at about 1.9.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Yes, well, now that you mention it... Look at what his unique smarts have done to Stephen Hawking.

Joe Dick said...

Stephen Hawking deserved it, that's what you get for going against God's wishes. He's told us time and again that the secrets of the universe are none of our business! People won't listen.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

"God's wishes"?
Close.

"Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking."

Anonymous said...

What nonsense! The multiple universe theory is disproved right there. Chuck Norris is so badass there can't be anyone that badass in another universe. Therefore, no other universes exist.

Pascal [P-04referent] said...

Yeah, sure. But simply saying "IF multiple universes exist, then Chuck Norris..." [WHAMMO!]

There are no ifs, no buts. Only roundhouse kicks.

"Chuck Norris actually lives in a round house. It has no doors. Chuck Norris walks right in through the walls. And roundhouse kicks in the same direction any visitor who's not tuff enuff to get in by themselves."

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